Potions
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Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
me: there are no ‘rules’ for fantasy, and that’s the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn’t feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination!
fantasy game: the health potions aren’t red.
me: you lost me.
“Hey, if you’re afraid of the doctor, just pretend they’re an Alchemist giving you potions.”
— Me, trying to soothe my fear of hospitals and doctors
Hogwarts Classes as John Mulaney Quotes
Care of Magical Creatures: You need to show dominance over your puppy.
Defense Against the Dark Arts: STREET SMARTS!
Potions: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "It's perfume."
Flying: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a hundred-year-old blind dog, who's texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.
Transfiguration: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.
History of Magic: That’s like when your gram would be like, “We’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain!” and you’re like, “No one knows what you’re talking about, you IDIOT.”
Muggle Studies: "I think Emily Dickinson's a lesbian." And they're like, "Partial credit."
Frog Choir: So we put in seven dollars and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones' "What's new pussycat"
411. All slytherins have a ‘work voice’ that they use for interviews and particularly difficult professors. Slytherins usually find it hilarious the first time they hear a friend’s work voice because ‘why are you talking an octave higher than you usually do you idiot??’ and then they have a potions lesson with snape and they realise
They’ve been doing it too
Soulmate Potion
One day in potions class, Snape makes everyone brew a potion that will draw you towards your soulmate and of course, Draco and Harry are partered to brew this together. Towards the end of class, Snape instructs the class to test out the potion and everyone starts running around all over the place, drawn towards their soulmate. Some head towards each other while most of the class clusters at the door-locked of course to prevent students from leaving, but Harry and Draco dont feel anything. They just stand there looking confused and arguing a little because Harry’s potions are absolute shit but Draco’s potions are almost always perfect and there’s no reason why the soulmate potion is not working until they see how Snape is staring at them, looking more than a little queasy and oH
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
We all know how Draco and Harry get when paired together in Potions. Well, I want to see them get paired together in Divination. Their foretelling mainly consists of them competing in who will divine a more gruesome death to the other.
Trelawney is so impressed by their clairvoyance that they remain partnered for the rest of the year.
omg, remember this?
So, my mind immediately went: omg yes, yes! And then, slowly, the predictions of their gruesome deaths turn into suddle flirtations, until they’re just throwing outrageous innuendos at each other :D
Draco: You’ll be impaled to death.
Harry: Awww, do you promise? *waggles eyebrows*
Harry: Well you…you’ll get…nailed to a tree and left to suffocate!
Draco: As long as I get nailed by your hammer *winks*
Harry: I see you choking… on something really big.
Draco: And what might that be?
Harry: Something that’s going to make you scream for your life.
Draco: How’d you know I’m a screamer?
Harry: Just a wild guess.
Draco: Well, I always hoped I’d go out with a bang.
Ron *cowering in the corner with his hands over his ears*: Someone make them stop!
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: Don’t get too cocky.
Harry: Oooooooh, you-
Ron: SWEET MOTHER OF MERLIN, NO!
Draco: So, Potter, want to get murdered tonight?
Harry: Oh wow, okay, I can’t top that.
Draco: You can top me.
Harry:
Draco: Or I can top you, whichever you prefer. *gets up* You comin’?
Harry: I sure hope so!
@synonym-for-life YOU’RE the real queen here!! :D
Ron:
The drarry fandom:
this is it. we’ve come full circle. they are impaling, banging and nailing each other now. #bless
@decanthrope since I saw you were very impressed by the original post I felt like it was my duty to show you the continuation me and @parkkate are (wothout any trace of regret) guilty of 😂
LOLOL except for the fact that me and my phone were too stupid to spell “subtle”
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